Iron Man 2 Featurette.
Here at The Netwerk, we love out comic book movies. And I have a huge man crush on Robert Downey Jr. I must of told 10 people the sotry about why he eats Burger King in the Iron Man movie. If you don’t know why, go Google it. cause I’m about to go to a party and I don’t have time to type the whole story.
Trailer Park Tuesday – 3/02/10
I think Tim Burton just makes movies to see how far he can make Johnny Depp go to make him look like a idiot. Or… They have gay sex with each other. Speaking of gay sex… I wish I can have gay sex with any girl in that movie. And now completely off the subject, thanks for ruining another classic Burton. Why don’t you remake “Gone With The Wind”, and dress up Depp as a clown from outer space.
Alice in Wonderland (2010)
Cast: Johnny Depp, Mia Wasikowska, Helena Bonham Carter
Director: Tim Burton
Genre: fantasy, family, adventure
I was privileged to be able to see Alice in Wonderland tonight, and it
is probably one of the best films I have ever seen!
Release Date: Friday, March 5th, 2010.
I think this movie actually looks good? I’m confused about the way I proceed this movie because I know it’s going to suck, but, I’m intrigued to see “A-list” actors… from the 90’s all in one movie. Think about it! if this was 1999 and Richard Gere, Wesley Snipes and Ethan Hawke were all in one movie, you would drop everything on Friday night to go see it. Don Cheadle wasn’t famous in the 90’s unless you count meteor man as an ‘A-lister” movie.
Brooklyn’s Finest (2009)
Cast: Richard Gere, Don Cheadle, Ethan Hawke
Director: Antoine Fuqua
Genre: drama, crime, action
Release Date: Friday, March 5th, 2010.
The Chinese 300! “Tonight, Ree Rine In Rell!” Get it, cause they’re Chinese! hehehe Kung Pow chicken.
Tau ming chong (2007)
Cast: Jet Li, Andy Lau, Takeshi Kaneshiro
Director: Wai Man Yip, Peter Chan
Genre: war, history, drama
I'm afraid the previous commentator has got his history very wrong. The
story is set in the 1860s during the late Ching Dynasty; so "early Chin
and Ming armies" is complete cobblers. …
Release Date: Friday, April 10th, 2010.
Music Monday: White Rabbits
Every Monday, The Netwerk features a artist from our playlist.
The Netwerk Featured Artist: White Rabbits
Website: http://www.WhiteRabbitsMusic.com//
Genre: Indie Rock, Alternative, Rock, Indie Pop
Song: Percussion Gun
Songs The Netwerk recommends
- White Rabbits — Midnights & I
- White Rabbits — Kid On My Shoulders
- White Rabbits — The Plot
- White Rabbits — While We Go Dancing
- White Rabbits — Dinner Party
“MOON” – IS THIS MOVIE CRAPPY?
BOB’S BLU-RAY REVIEW OF “MOON”
Click HERE For Full Review
NOPE! THIS MOVIE IS NOT CRAPPY AT ALL!
Astronaut Sam Bell has a quintessentially personal encounter toward the end of his three-year stint on the Moon.
This is another one of those movies that are really great but had little to no success at the box-office. Movies like this need to be promoted by the studios and seen by the general public.
Sam Rockwell gives a fantastic performance in a film where he’s basically the only one in it. He’s stuck on the moon fulfilling a three year work project and has no live communication with anyone. This is the best Sci-Fi movies I’ve seen since “District 9″, maybe better.
This movie is definitely a must see.
Moon (2009)
Cast: Sam Rockwell, Kevin Spacey, Matt Berry
Director: Duncan Jones
Genre: mystery, drama, sf
The Moon has always been a source of wonder and mystery. It is so far
away, yet much closer than the stars. Man has reached the Moon, but
there is still so much that is unknown about it. It is a br…
IMDB Rating: “8.0″ – Rotten Tomatoes rating: “89%” – Critics Consensus: “B”
Kevin Smith can talk for hours.
I love Kevin Smith, but, I sure would hate to be the person typing down his conversations. The guy can talk for hours!
HitFix had a interview with Kevin Smith and how it was to Direct “Cop Out” starring Bruce Willis and Tracy Morgan. It’s a good read, if you like Kevin Smith.
On Jeff Robinov and Judd Apatow:
“Me and Jeff Robinov were bitter enemies for a while and sh*t like that. I’d make fun of him and call him a bald clock puncher. And I was persona non grata at Warner Brothers because we had a horrible meeting once — really really bad and sh**.
“So years later he saw me, I was at San Diego Comic-Con, the year that I was there before ‘Zack & Miri [Make a Porno]’ came out. So this year there was a panel with a bunch of directors on it and there was me and Zack Snyder and Frank Miller and Judd Apatow. And I was nervous as hell because this was following the summer of Apatow… yeah Apatow took what I did and made it very, very profitable. You know? And very, very funny to other people beyond just my friends I guess… But I was like, this is my room…
“So I went up and I just killed. I was on fire and whatnot. Jeff Robinov was in the audience because Zack Snyder was on the base for ‘Watchman.’ And I guess Jeff Robinov thought I was funny and asked them to send Kevin in. And I was, I’m not meeting with that dude. I had the worst meeting ever with f***ing dude. So Snyder’s like, ‘Well, he wants to talk to you.’ I went in and talked to him.
“The first thing he said, he goes, ‘You know what man? Somebody asked me the other day what do I want to do when I retire, and I said I’m going to produce your talk show.’ And I was just like, did you get visited by two ghosts in the night or three? Are you pitching me some f***ing quarters to buy a goose? He wouldn’t tell me why but he’s just like, ‘I don’t know. I thought you were funny and I think that sensibility would be welcome here at Warner Brothers because we’re building cool things over there…’
“Guy Ritchie on ‘Sherlock Holmes’ is not a no-brainer. Somebody had to think about that. ‘Matrix’ with the Wachowskis, he used to be their agent… so this dude likes to play, you know? ‘Let’s bring you in and see what happens.’”
Read more at HitFix
Hump Day Hottie – Sofia Vergara
Well, it’s Wednesday. Tonight at 8:00 PM, I get look look at Sofia Vergara on Modern Family. It’s a great day, I get to laugh and have a hard on at the same time. Modern Family, other then being the funniest show on TV right now, it also has the hottest TV Milfs of all time. While Julie Bowen is probably one of the hottest 40 year olds I ever seen, today we feature Sofia Vergara.
Photo shoot of Sofia Vergaras Ass.
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Sofia Vergara, Don’t know much about her other then she is amazingly sexy with one of the sexiest accents in the world. I’d love to spend a hour with her, but, not for the reason you think. If it was for the reason you think it would just be a waste of time because I would never get anywhere. I would just like to sit down one on one and have her say stuff. It would be a mixture of sexy and hilarity. I would just give her a dictionary and lets her go from A-Z and crack up for like an hour.
Hottie Breakdown
Name: Sofia Vergara - 9/10
AKA Sofia Viagra, so hot that you don’t need the pill.
Age: 31 — 7.0/10
I Yi Yi, 37. Amazing, she could still pass for a 20 year old. We’ll see what happens. I’m saying by 41 she is going to start looking old.
Born in: Barranquilla, Atlantico,Colombia - 8.7/10
God knows whats in the water. It might be eternal youth, it might be aids. Either way, I want some. Maybe I’ll put a little in my Wife’s coffee… Hopefully she’ll grow some beautiful tits.
Photogenic: 9.2
Oh ya, this is one area she doesn’t have to worry about. She has some of the sexiest pictures I have ever seen.
Acting Skills: Smallville/House Of The Dead 5.0/10
Damn… You broke on of The Netwerks rules, you were in a Tyler Perry movie. While we respect what he has accomplished, we just don’t understand how Hollywood allows him to make movies. We hope he makes a movie called Madea goes to the moon… and stays there forever. Thank god for Modern Family.
Overall Hotness: 8.2/10
Like a lot of other HDH, the score would of been higher if it wasn’t for your acting skills. While it wasn’t really your acting, it was more of your decision to be apart of a god awful movie. Thank god you’re beautiful. And thank god for the photographers in this world who take you pictures to share with perverts.
“REDBELT” – IS THIS MOVIE CRAPPY?
BOB’S BLU-RAY REVIEW OF “REDBELT”
Click HERE For Full Review
YEP! THIS MOVIE IS CRAP!
A fateful event leads to a job in the film business for top mixed-martial arts instructor Mike Terry. Though he refuses to participate in prize bouts, circumstances conspire to force him to consider entering such a competition.
When you see a karate movie, you’re led to believe that the fight scenes are gonna be pretty good. Are the fight scenes any good in this movie? Nope! The plot twisted in too many directions and the story had way too many plot holes. So many questions went unanswered and it left me wondering why I wasted my time watching this movie.
Go watch The Matrix again and watch a real fight scene take place.
Redbelt (2008)
Cast: Max Martini, Matt Cable, Chiwetel Ejiofor
Director: David Mamet
Genre: drama, action, sport
Just when one would expect 'Redbelt' to following a predictable path we
are thrown off with a twist. Mamet tells a very layered story and most
of the twists make sense. There are a few plot…
IMDB Rating: “6.9″ – Rotten Tomatoes rating: “68%” – Critics Consensus: “B”
Trailer Park Tuesday – 2/23/10
Please, Mr. Shyamalan. Don’t make this move about a planet that is next to the sun, and at the end you find out that it is year 2097. You then find out that everyone was unfrozen from there ice capsules because the planet was so close to the sun, and everyone can see in to the future. Just follow the cartoon, stick with the story line, don’t add any characters that aren’t in the TV show. Thanks. Seriously though, the trailer looks pretty amazing.
The Last Airbender (2010)
Cast: Jackson Rathbone, Nicola Peltz, Dev Patel
Director: M. Night Shyamalan
Genre: war, fantasy, family
Release Date: Friday, July 2nd, 2010.
Wow, I always liked this kid. I loved Even Stevens on Disney and I always wanted to fuck Ren Stevens (Shia Labeoufs sister in Even Steve’s)
Fuckin sexy right?
It’s amazing to see this kid in a Oliver Stone film. Good work buddy, you deserve it.
Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps (2010)
Cast: Carey Mulligan, Shia LaBeouf, Charlie Sheen
Director: Oliver Stone
Genre: drama
Release Date: Friday, April 23rd, 2010.
Kevin Smith, Bruce Willis and Tracy Morgan. Fuck it? why not. I’m Brian Fellows.
Cop Out (2010)
Cast: Bruce Willis, Rashida Jones, Michelle Trachtenberg
Director: Kevin Smith
Genre: crime, comedy, action
Release Date: Friday, Febuary 26th, 2010.
“Get this! A movie about Zombies!” That’s all the guy said when he was pitching the movie. Smart man, fuck… Wish I would of thought of that,
The Crazies (2010)
Cast: Timothy Olyphant, Radha Mitchell, Joe Anderson
Director: Breck Eisner
Genre: thriller, sf, horror
Release Date: Friday, Febuary 26th, 2010.
Music Monday: MSTRKRFT
Every Monday, The Netwerk features a artist from our playlist.
The Netwerk Featured Artist: MSTRKRFT
Website: http://www.MSTRKRFT.com/
Genre: Dance, Techno, Mash-ups, Electronic
Song: Bounce
Songs The Netwerk recommends
- MSTRKRFT ft John Legend — Heartbreaker
- MSTRKRFT — Got Love To Kill (Remix)
- MSTRKRFT — Woman (Remix)
- MSTRKRFT — Work On You
- MSTRKRFT — Easy Love
“WHIP IT” – IS THIS MOVIE CRAPPY?
BOB’S BLU-RAY REVIEW OF “WHIP IT”
Click HERE For Full Review
NOPE! THIS MOVIE IS NOT CRAPPY!
Tired of being pushed into beauty pageants by her parents, Texas teen Bliss finds herself after joining a female roller derby team.
If you wanna see a good movie with hot chicks rollerskating, Whip it is the way to go. The movie isn’t too funny but I don’t think it was billed as a comedy to begin with. The story is really good and it kept me very interested. This is definitely one of the best chick flicks out there.
Kristen Wiig and Juliette Lewis look totally hot in this movie and it’s really hard to make Juliette Lewis look good. Ellen Page looks really cute too until she takes most of her clothes off in a underwater scene. She has a very boyish body… oh well, I’d still hit it.
If you wanna watch a fun movie with hot chicks, Whip It is the way to go.
Whip It (2009)
Cast: Ellen Page, Marcia Gay Harden, Alia Shawkat
Director: Drew Barrymore
Genre: drama, comedy
In a sense this is a 6 or 7: a kind of kookie inspirational sports
movie – fun, energetic, easy to watch and easy to like.
IMDB Rating: “7.2″ – Rotten Tomatoes rating: “83%” – Critics Consensus: “B”
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